bobboberts
Landlubber
This may sound like a rant, which it probably is; I wish Akella or whatever had better ship to ship AI.
Following is a transcript of my mission 5 battle after capturing Santiago and being attacked by 4 large ships;
Me: Now MOW I want you to go over to attack ship A with your bombs since you are the closest. All of my class 2 ships;orders: run away run away from enemy!!
MOW: ok, I got it Captain, here I go.....
(Enemy)Ship A: I think I'll fire on this MOW if it gets close enough.
MOW: La dee dah, la dee dah Here I go over to Ship B, oh hello Ship A, I've got orders not to attack you, so I won't fire on you even though you are about to broadside me, la dee dah.
(Enemy)Ships A: Fire!!!!!!, great I almost sunk his MOW, and the idiot is not even returning fire!!!!!!!!
MOW: la dee dah, ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ship A almost sunk me, I hope I survive to make it to Ship B.
Me: You dummy, what the hell are you doing? I said to fire on ship A, ship A, ship A, hello anybody home?
Class 2: la dee dah, here I go straight over to the enemy MOW, I like recieving good orders like this, now I know I'll be safe.
Me: What the heck are you doing Class 2's I said run away NOT run toward the enemy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Class 2: oh my, what is that sound? It sounds like breaking wood or something?......
Following is a transcript of my mission 5 battle after capturing Santiago and being attacked by 4 large ships;
Me: Now MOW I want you to go over to attack ship A with your bombs since you are the closest. All of my class 2 ships;orders: run away run away from enemy!!
MOW: ok, I got it Captain, here I go.....
(Enemy)Ship A: I think I'll fire on this MOW if it gets close enough.
MOW: La dee dah, la dee dah Here I go over to Ship B, oh hello Ship A, I've got orders not to attack you, so I won't fire on you even though you are about to broadside me, la dee dah.
(Enemy)Ships A: Fire!!!!!!, great I almost sunk his MOW, and the idiot is not even returning fire!!!!!!!!
MOW: la dee dah, ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ship A almost sunk me, I hope I survive to make it to Ship B.
Me: You dummy, what the hell are you doing? I said to fire on ship A, ship A, ship A, hello anybody home?
Class 2: la dee dah, here I go straight over to the enemy MOW, I like recieving good orders like this, now I know I'll be safe.
Me: What the heck are you doing Class 2's I said run away NOT run toward the enemy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Class 2: oh my, what is that sound? It sounds like breaking wood or something?......