You think Linux is crippled without internet access?? Just wait till "Windows 10"
hits the wild and Microsoft is charging you a monthly access fee to use your own computer equipment and store all your personal files and information on it's "secure" cloud servers. If that monthly pricing scheme is not rolled out with Windows 10, it will follow in a future version. It is what Microsoft has wanted for the past 20 years, and the technology finally exists to make it happen.
That applies to almost any electronic user agreement that pops up on your screen anymore mate. And in my opinion, they are all about as worthless as the paper they are written on! There have been successful court cases here in the US fighting those types of agreements because there is no actual physical signature, regardless of how it is worded.
...sorry, a bit late for that one!