i just finished reading 'the last grain race', which is about an english boy taking a job as a sailor on the Swedish clipper 'Moshulu'. the book is an autobiography, and gives a really good picture of life aboard a clipper. it's completely different from any other book of this genre i've read. in the beginning, the book is a bit hard to understand, but it get's less all along the book. you just need to read over te ship's terms. (note: you can find a map of the ship's rigging and all the names of the components in the back, as well as the ship's log) the book is absolutely littered with humor, among which sarcasmic humor, slapstick, and all kinds of wacky shenanigans. the two pigs on board are absolutely hilarious. there is one picture of them where the first is sticking his head out of the fo'c'sle door while next to the head you can see the huge arse of the other sticking out, both of them pretty much stuck in the doorway. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> on one occasion, in a storm, the pigs would frequently slide sqealing past the crew's bunks on their butt's after which you would hear a loud *thwump*. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> another good example is this (copied from the book):
'north of the line the NE trades began to blow. we painted the fo'c'sle light grey and white, and tore down a couple of bunks, throwing them overboard. all our belongings were out on deck and we decided to jettison the worst of them. everyone was happily running backwards and forwards to the rail with other people's posessions, shouting: "är de din?" (swedish for is it yours, i think) "är de din?" if the owner did not respond immediatly they where thrown into the atlantic.
"i jus' trowed your vest and vind trousers into the bloddy sea," Sedelquist said airily. "your name vas on them."
"you'd better speak to Alvar about them," i said happily.
"why Alvar?"
"because i've just sold them to him for a pot of jam. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
)" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" /> "
later Alvar approached me. "about those trousers..."
"if it's about the jam, i've already eaten it." <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
another good example is this:
''if ye haven't seen melbourne, ye have seen fock nottin'."
"why? what is there to see?"
"fock nottin'." <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" />
here's one that made me snigger a bit:
becuase the writer had accidentally dropped a pot of red lead on someone while ledding the side of the ship, the victim said:
"focking bastard!"*
underneath the page, it said:
*fock--Swedish word meaning foresail. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
)" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" />