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    WRITE WHAT YOU WANT

    Hey, you know, I just gotta butt in here for a moment. My kind have been eating cockroaches for quite some time now. They provide the essential protien and nutrients for any healthy rodent that has no access to cheese. We never have to use any dentifrice to keep our teeth sparkling white up...
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    Joke thread

    An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to her and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a handsome prince." The engineer bent over, picked up the frog and put it in her pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a handsome prince...
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    Joke thread

    How To Clean A Cat: Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. Note: You may...
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    Post a Word Story - Part III - Chapter 10

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    Post a Word Story - Part III - Chapter 10

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    Post a Word Story - Part III - Chapter 10

    <Somtin' screwy goin' on here??....> (Getting a script header error when trying to edit a post)
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    Post a Word Story - Part III - Chapter 10

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    Post a Word Story - Part III - Chapter 10

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