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When Pirates and Rappers collide!

K

KiwisDoFly

Landlubber
Storm Modder
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Woke up quick in me hammock
Just thought that I be in Tortuga sick
Gotta get me rum befor' day begun
Slurpin' spiced Captain Mo' bakin' in tha sun,
About ta sail and damn near went blind
Royal Navy off port throwin' up gang signs
Ran below deck grabbed me pistols, Buccaneer
Got a cutlas, lit wicks in me beard
Bailin' out tha bilge, I pointed me weapons
Just as I thought the fools kept steppin'
Unfurled sails, hit the juice on my ride
Got front and back, then fired broadsides
Then I let tha fifer play!
Poppin' new beats up and down the bay
We flew Jolly Roger from the top of the mast
Jumpin' on peg legs this is what we'd blast:

Crusin' Spanish Crib' on my man-o-wo'
Jackin' the merches, hearty yo ho
Went to Port Royal to get tha scoop
Knuckle-heads out there cold shootin' at sloops
A ship sails up, who can it be?
A fresh French Frigate Flyin' Roger Jolly
Parrot flies from the poop and he started to say:
"It's all about scorin' them Pieces of Eight"

'Cuz Tha boyz on tha deck are always hard
Come talkin' that trash and we'll sink ya, yar
Knowin' nothin' in life but ye be legit
Got me monkey! Got hydraulics on my ship!



Not my doing,

I got it from <a href="http://archive.gamespy.com/fargo/january04/newyear/index2.shtml" target="_blank">Planet Fargo</a>
 
Hmmm... methinks they've been playing too much <a href="http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/xbx/pimpsatsea" target="_blank">Pimps at Sea</a>.
 
<img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> Now that's fly, dude! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="8)" border="0" alt="cool.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
 
rappers seem to like pirates ;>


beastie boys - rhymin' & stealin'


Because mutiny on the bounty’s what we’re all about
I’m gonna board your ship and turn it on out
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
’cause I’m bad gettin’ bolder - cold getting colder
Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas
And if you’ve got beef - you’ll get capped in the knees
We got sixteen men on a dead man’s chest
And I shot those suckers and I’ll shoot the rest

(chorus) most illingest b-boy - I got that feeling
Cause I am most ill and I’m rhymin’ and stealin’

Snatching gold chains - vicking pieces of eight
I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate
We got wenches on the benches - and bitties with titties
Housing all girlies from city to city
One for all and all for one
Taking out m.c.’s with a big shotgun
All for one and one for all
Because the beastie boys have gone a.w.o.l.
Friggin’ in the riggin’ and cuttin’ your throat
Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat
We got maidens and wenches - man they’re on the ace
Captain bly is gonna die when we break his face

(repeat chorus)

Ali baba and the forty thieves

Torching and crakin’ and rhymin’ and stealin’
Robbin’ and raping - busting two in the ceiling
I’m wheeling’ - I’m dealin’ - I’m drinking, not thinking
Never cower, never shower - and I’m always stinking
Yo ho ho and a pint of brass monkey
And when my girlie shakes her hips - she sure gets funky
Skirt chasing, free basing - killing every village
We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage

(repeat chorus)

I’ve been drinking my rum - a def son of a gun
I fought the law and I cold won
Black beard’s weak - moby dick’s on the tick
’cause I pull out my jammy and squeeze off six
My pistol is loaded - I shot betty crocker
Deliver colonel sanders down to davey jones’ locker
Rhymin’ and stealin’ in a drunken state
And I’ll be rockin’ my rhymes all the way to hell’s gate

(repeat chorus)
 
This has got to be the weirdest combination since... uh... okay, this is the weirdest combination in history. Almost as random as Cheese Monkeys, and I've forgotten who made that phrase up.
 
<img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> This is really FUNNY!!! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bow.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":bow" border="0" alt="bow.gif" />
 
"Cruisin' Spanish Crib on my Man-of-Wo'" <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />

I still laugh about that one and its been a week!
 
Heh, please MTV, pimp my ride! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

<img src="http://www.effects.freeserve.co.uk/pirates_of_carribean/images_pirates/black_pearl_02.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
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Aye rememb'r tha day foo,
I became a pirate pimp,
A pirate drinks alot o' rum!

Wench's let's get started,
And get real pissed bee-aches,
On tha beach an' oin port,
Avast me niggaz!

Yo, yo, yo ho!
Ho's and yo ho's,
I tell ya tha brothel!
Arrr homey mateys!

Scurvy foos!
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