Random Talk

[Meigger]

Good choice.

 

[Post Captain]

I'm assuming the croutons are garlic seasoned?

 

[Meigger]

Garlic is good for you.

 

[Post Captain]

But not for your breath.

 

[Grey Roger]

It keeps vampires away. If someone objects to the smell of garlic, they may be one, so put a stake through their heart, as that is the known way to kill a vampire. Unless the suspect is a friend, in which case feed them a steak and hope whoever wrote the guide to killing vampires made a spelling mistake.

 

[Meigger]

lol

 

[Post Captain]

Or maybe you put a stake through a steak and eat the steak, leaving the stake on the plate?

 

[Meigger]

Sounds like a plan to me.

 

[Post Captain]

As long as I get the steak and someone else gets the stake.

 

[Meigger]

Good point. lol

 

[Post Captain]

A point only to be improved with butter.

 

[Meigger]

But not too much as butter can be bad for you.

 

[Grey Roger]

So can water, if you inhale too much of it.

 

[Meigger]

That is very true.

 

[Post Captain]

With the addition of soap, it will make your lungs' interiors clean and shiny.

 

[Meigger]

But it also might kill you.

 

[Post Captain]

What price are you willing to pay for shiny alveoli?

 

[Meigger]

Do you mean the cell of a honeycomb?

 

[Post Captain]

No, the cells of your lungs, so to speak. I suppose you could also wash honeycomb.

 

[Meigger]

Yes you can. As for the lungs, I would be extremely careful.